A new German coastguard is introduced to the systems. He has modest knowledge of English language.
He receives a message:
Mayday, mayday! Hello, can you hear us? Can you hear us? Over.
We are sinking, we are sinking.
The guard answers:
This is german cost guard.
The guys continue:
We are sinking, we are sinking.
The coast goard goes:
What are you singing […]











